The UPDATED #GBBO Drinking Game!

After far too many complaints and even several hospital admissions from the original iteration of the ‘just too hardcore” Great British Bake-Off drinking game, I was forced to make it a little more liver friendly in the form of the “Semi-Skimmed” version. For your diet coke, or Fortnum’s chai.

But for the magnificent Series 4 final: here’s an UPDATED version! With more drinking than ever before:

(The original version can be found here.)

 

Directions: Have a glass and a bottle of your preferred tipple ready. Fill the glass and drink as below. Only re-fill your glass when it is empty, then it must be fully refilled.

Drink 1 Finger:

  • Every time the words “Soggy Bottom” are mentioned
  • Every “Good Bake” or “Good Crumb”
  • Every time the presenters eat something
  • Every time Mary gives a silent but clearly disapproving gaze
  • Every time Ruby pulls a brilliant face

Drink 2 fingers:

  • Every double entendre or innuendo, intended or unintended
  • For each disaster in the technical bake
  • Every time Paul scrapes or pokes a bake with his big knife
  • Every time Kimberley laughs

Drink 3 fingers:

  • Every time someone prays in front of an oven
  • If you spot a knitted toy
  • If a contestant drops a bake
  • For every bake of Frances’s with a cool, hidden concept

Finish your drink:

  • If a contestant cries
  • When the winner is announced

6 thoughts on “The UPDATED #GBBO Drinking Game!

  1. A alarming reveal, I in words of one syllable set this on a colleague who was doing a bit evaluation on this. As well as he actually bought me breakfast as a result of I establish it for him.. grin. Accordingly assent to me alter that: Thnx for the treat! Except yeah Thnkx for spending the time to contemplate this, I in fact stroke starkly in relation to it and adore conception additional on this topic. Condition realistic, as you grow to be expertise, would you mind updating your weblog with added particulars? It is extremely helpful used for me. Elder thumb positive used for this weblog publish!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *